Sayreville tonight for the last night of then Greatest Generation tour with my forever bored square
The Starting Line- Stay Where I Can See You
I can name all 50 states, 48 get in the way from me being next to you
I forgot how much I love the starting line
judas was creepy as fuck
Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."
when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
This one looks like a scanner
This one poaches eggs too
Fucking hamster wheels
This ones see through
This one hangs on the fucking wall
It’s like a flower
Hand held toaster
Need a reminder? write it on your toast
Old school like the old school
WERE LOSING HIM SIR NOT ON MY WATCH
Now you know todays weather
i didn’t realize that a toaster fandom actually existed. this is beautiful.
doing a presentation in front of the class
Soy milk containers: specially designed so more milk gets on the counter than in the cup
Murphee’s Law of Coffee: Dead for hours. All hell breaks loose as soon as someone goes on break.
Once Upon A Time In Shaolin is Wu Tang Clan’s new album, but only one copy will be physically released. A Kickstarter has now been launched by fans to raise $5,000,000 in order to buy the album. Check out details below after the jump.